no parts jibba jabba

Chuck Norris Vs Mr T: 400 fatcs about the baddest dudes in the history of ever' by Ian Spector.
this is just a hilarious book full of funny made up quotes about Mr T and Chuck Norris. basically just about how tough they are. here are some examples:

"There is no control key on Mr T's keyboard. Mr T is always in control."
"Chuck Norris once round-house kicked a waitress because his steak didn't have a beard."
"The last time Mr T uttered the words ' I pity the fool', a man in colorado suddenly died for no reason." "Chuck Norris does not have aids but he gives it to people anyway."
"Chuck Norris doesnt need a weapon. He IS one."
"Mr T is one part gold, two parts muscle and no parts JIBBA JABBA."
"Two and a half men was originally a show about Chuck Norris,"